Dr. Two Jags
It beggars belief! John Prescott, the biggest mangler of the English language ever to set foot in Parliament, is to be appointed as guest professor at Xiamen University in China, where he will give lectures on climate change – this from a man who ran two Jaguar cars when he was a minister.
And, just how will he get to China to deliver his lectures? I would assume that he will use an aricraft, those that the greenies will have us believe are akin to the Devil’s own work.
Of course, the other problem is that that there will be simultaneous translation so that the students actually understand what he is talking about. That will be a first. No one in the UK has yet managed that one.
Good luck, Chinese students.