Home > hotel, Kenya > Only in Kenya

Only in Kenya

Update: Following on from a comment to this blog, there are a lot of Kenyans living abroad in Europe, USA and even Japan. You must have seen things in your host country  that strikes you as funny, peculiar or even downright mad – things that would fall into the “Only In …” category. So, let’s hear about them.


Oh! How many blogs have I read with this title? Most are humorous, one or two are disparaging.

This blog has not been written to criticise Kenya or Kenyans, but rather to point out the differences in points of view between Kenyans and “Westerners”.

I was visiting a hotel in Kisii. It is not the most luxurious hotel in the town, but it is very cheap and  more importantly for the visitor, clean – spotlessly clean. It is set in beautiful gardens with many colourful plants and shrubs. Even the trees are colourful – and it is close to the town centre.

It is purported to be the oldest hotel in Kisii, having been built in the 1920s, and it shows. Some of the windows in the cloisters are rotting, even to the point that the lowest pane of glass has fallen out. But it doesn’t matter, I was told. The windows are never closed, so why replace the glass. It is superfluous. Logical. If the window pane is replaced, eventually it will fall only out again when the frame rots.

Outside, there is a large covered patio where patrons can sit, eat their meal, sip Tusker (other lagers are available) or just enjoy the gardens. The patio is supported by rough-hewn poles, typical of Kenya. But either they were too short, or the roof has been raised, and, the gap between the top of the poles and the roof trusses is filled with bits of planed 3×2.

It rather detracts from the overall impression of the place. I asked why bits of off-cut wood were used to extend the poles and was told that it was practical. In other words, the bits of wood nailed to the tops of the poles did what was necessary, no more, no less. Of course, from a purely practical point of view, the solution is practical, and a lot cheaper than replacing the poles, or seamlessly adding more pole to the existing ones. Practical.

A couple of days later, I visited another hotel in the town, at the insistence of the Mayor. Now this was a different kettle of fish. If they had the star rating system, in Kenya, this hotel would have five. It was brand new and looked it. Again, it was set in grounds with manicured lawns, mature trees and clipped hedges.

The centre-piece is a bar and seating area. It is covered, but with open sides. It was magnificent. Quiet Kenyan music played in the background, not intrusive. The staff were attentive. This was truly a nice hotel. My associate and I sat in the bar area and sipped tea as we chatted to the manager. But, when she was  called away to deal with things that hotel managers deal with, I looked around – and up.

The roof of this bar area is part thatch and part corrugated steel sheet. And on some of the sheets of this roof in this excellent hotel were – black prints, not just faint smudges, but real full-on hand prints.

It really spoiled the effect of this hotel for about five seconds. Then I laughed quietly to myself. Only in Kenya. Don’t get me wrong. I love this country, I love the people, and maybe this is part of the reason why. The roof is perfect, the hotel is perfect. And after all, what is a palm print on the inside of the roof? It can be cleaned off – later.

These little anecdotes are, to me, what makes Kenya Kenyan. Never mind what it looks like, if it works, don’t fix it! Maybe we could learn something from this.

Categories: hotel, Kenya
  1. February 4, 2010 at 11:21

    I find some of your stories about Kenya and things Kenyan in very sour taste though you try to hide them in "im-just-in-an-innocent-onbservation-mode" kind of veneer.Your article on Driving in Kenya made me feel insulted.The rest of your stories sound good though.

  2. February 4, 2010 at 12:22

    Hi Catch UpI am sorry that you may feel offended or insulted with anything I write – that is that last thing I would want to do.My jottings about Kenya are what I have seen or experienced. It is not meant to insult. On the contrary, it is meant to show the human side of Kenya as I experience it.As to the blog on driving, I have driven in and around Nairobi, to and from Kisii and the Coast, so I have seen a bit. I use matatus, shuttles and coaches as well as a car.My musings on the subject are personal observations, backed up by comments of Kenyan friends who happen to be in the vehicle with me. noting is meant to be derogatory, humorous maybe, but not derogatory.Driving in Kenya is a world apart from driving in Europe and that is what I want to put across, especially to those who are considering visiting Kenya and hiring a car. Forewarned is forearmed.Good luck with your climb of Kilimanjaro – something I will never be able to do, unfortunately.

  3. February 4, 2010 at 21:18

    No Problem my brother. I'm convinced that you don't mean bad, only that whoever reads such stuff goes to bed with an ish ish about Kenya. Just don't forget to mention that such are isolated cases. It will make a big big difference to people like me and others who don't know a thing about Kenya.Otherwise it's a great job you are doing in Kisii and I wish you all the best.About climbing Mt Kilimanjaro, I did that last week. Tough but great fun. Thanks

  4. February 4, 2010 at 22:24

    Comments noted ;)Mt Kilimanjaro and Mt Kenya, how I wish I could climb them, but I have difficulty just walking around Kisii, which is pretty hilly, but not a mountain.Walking any distance is a challenge to me, even driving long distances is a problem, but if I can raise the cash and enthusiasm from charities, NGOs and the public, I will attempt my dream of an overland trip from the UK to Kenya.Who knows? Maybe one day it will become the norm for "adventure" holidays!

  5. jke
    February 5, 2010 at 02:01

    I would _LOVE_ to read a blog on Europe from a Kenyan one day.Only – there are almost none these days.

  6. February 5, 2010 at 03:01

    jke – yes, that would be a lot of fun. There are a lot of Kenyans living abroad in Europe and USA, but I have yet to find an "Only In …" blog from any of them, more is the pity.In previous blogs, I have compared the way of doing things in Europe and Kenya, and have to say that invariably, Kenya comes out on top. But that from a UK point of view. The developed world has become too developed. We have gadgets to carry out tasks that are best done by hand – everything is geared towards an "easy" life, but in fact, life becomes more complex when we try to make it easier.I am sure there is a blog in there somewhere!

  1. No trackbacks yet.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: